Jensen Huang Affair 4? How Many Is It Now

Jensen Huang: Mistress No. 4?

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Mistress number four?

Number four, dug out for you.

Okay. Then let's count.

01. The one he admitted

On November 8, Jensen Huang put out a statement admitting he had had a relationship. He did not name her in it.

Four days later, on November 12, NVIDIA announced he was out — president, CEO, director, effective immediately. The announcement did not say why.

News flash screenshot: Trump says only Apple's Cook could replace Jensen Huang

02. The second employee

November 13. Reuters, citing people familiar with the matter: the former CEO had an improper relationship with another NVIDIA employee. NVIDIA declined to comment.

By morning it had become a page of its own: four bylines, a timestamp, and a photograph of the employee running under the headline.

The name was already out by then. A prediction-market account had posted it: Kimberly Powell, a vice president in the healthcare line.

Then came the screenshot everyone forwarded: the same report with its key paragraph boxed in red, naming the two women behind the two other affairs, Kimberly Powell among them, and noting that Reuters had not identified the employee it wrote about.

03. The micro-influencer

Then a niche internet micro-celebrity, Jessica Pin, said publicly that she had had an affair with him as well. On that count, three known.

04. So, the fourth

Which brings us back to the top of this page. Somebody went and dug out a fourth one.

And the meme that travelled with it said the quiet part out loud: after these people showed up, the man himself started going down one after another.

And this is where the joke stops working. Nobody can keep the numbers straight anymore. The second and the third have blurred into one. Which one was that again.

Meanwhile the man is out of a job, and — the detail that actually got the laugh — somebody still sent flowers to the NVIDIA building.

Lao Huang. Really not easy. 能者多劳 — the capable ones carry more.

On the same day Trump told reporters that Huang had done an excellent job, but he had already resigned, and there was only one person who could take his seat: Apple's Cook.

Nobody in this story is short of a punchline.

The punchline is the structure

Here is the part that is not funny.

NVIDIA is the cleanest one-man system on earth. One CEO, one leather jacket, one road map, one set of supply relationships, one voice that every partner, every customer and every government has to read before it moves.

When that one man goes, the whole thing takes the hit — and it does not matter whether he left for a reason, a rumor, or a rumor dressed up as a reason. The system was built so that his risk is everybody's risk.

A system that stands or falls on one person is a system you do not control.

That is the whole case for decentralized products. Your files, your library, your watch history should not sit behind somebody else's login, waiting on one man's health, one board's mood, or one country's policy.

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Your videos stay on the disk you paid for. That is the only decentralization that survives a resignation.

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